Jack Cades Pourification Ceremony

MackenzieGael Mon Feb 08, 2010 1:21 pm

OOC
I would like to hope that no one takes offense at this post.

Tonight myself, Cecily, Dewnis, Jertydo, and Blakekc attended a beautiful ceremony of Gambrinus being babtised by Miniphoenix. The ceremony and wording was beautiful.

On the offhand, Cecily, Dewnis and I were chatting in msn. To... ehhh... add flavor (hehe literally) to the beautiful procession that was going on before us, I started to ab-lib and well here is the result...

MackenzieGael says:

pourification? shouldn't it be purification?
hehe maybe they're getting drunk!

this babtism is a drunk ritual which represents the freeing of ones self from the chains of sobriety

this is a time where we the drunkards will accept Gambrinus as one of us with a shot of jager

today, let us embrace Grambrinus in acoloholism

Dewnis says: Had a bit of a drink yourself mac? Acoloholism? haha
Mac says: me drink??? NOOOO

This is the friendship of drunkards, one that protects, inebriates, loves and buys our fellow kin shots of alcohol

Do you, Gambrinus, believe in the power of whiskey? The glorious drink of the Gods, liquid of life and provider of allthings wonderful in earth hell and paradise? Do you promise to drink until the hour of your death?

And do you, Gambrinus, believe in Jack Daniels, the creator of fine sour-mash whiskey, and everyone before and after who took upon the art of creating such drink of fine taste and flavor?

Who has brought all friends and family together under the power of drink.

At this point my brain gave out on me and the ceremony was wrapping up, so I merely bought Gamby a large tankard of scottish whiskey to further complete the pourification ceremony and welcome him into this drunkard family. Perhaps a new religion is in the mist...